The Last
Will and Testimony of Mercutio
To whom I leave my most prized
possessions:
My dearest friend Romeo
Montague- For you Romeo, I leave my precious rapier. I do truly hope that you
will use this to get back at the Capulets. I also leave you my heart of stone.
Benvolio- I leave to you my witty
puns and jokes. I also hope that you will carry on my legacy of never needing love.
And keep the parties going in memory of me.
Tybalt- I leave you in the hope
that you will eat Montague dust!
Friar Lawrence- Thank you for sitting
and listening to all of my unforgivable sins. I know sometimes you just wanted
to slap me upside my head, but thank you for not doing that.
Lord Montague- I leave you my home
and estate, so you may throw a party even grander then the Capulet’s will ever
be able to.
Juliet- For you I leave Romeo. I
have been his friend and have always thought it my job to protect him from the
evils of love. Obviously because of you, that will never happen. Guard his
heart as I have.
Nurse- I leave all the money I
have to you, dear Nurse. SIKE! I leave you all the fans I own, for your face
needs them dearly.
I will be going on a vacation for
some time. Please use the gifts I have bestowed upon you wisely. I think I will
go to Hawai’i. I hear the girls are especially ‘fine’ there.
With
no love,
Mercutio
It is true that I occasionally did want to slap you upside the head, but I had hope that you would change your ways. Even though it took much self control, your'e welcome that I did not slap you. -Friar Lawrence.
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